“Rift rests by a tree outside Ponyville
*I walk by in my Celestial armor*
Rift: greeting’s Swift
*notices you* Oh! Hey Rift….
*Insert TARDIS brake sounds*
*Rainbow colored Police box materializes*
*Door opens up, and Terri steps out*
Rift: what in blazes are you doing here
I don’t know, I have a TARDIS. I figured I’d come and visit.
Rift: i see
So, who’s your friend here?
*Nods at him* Sooooooooo, would either of you two be up for a trip or two?
Rift: to where
*Shrugs* Future, past, different planet, whatever you think is good.
Rift: sorry but i have my duties here in equestria, with the wife being pregnant and all
…Seriously? Are you forgetting what Time travel is?
Rift: I had to give it up, I fell in love with Celestia, besides a made a promise to her
And, what was that promise?
Rift: that I remain with her
How could she even notice you missing? I mean, admittedly, I’m not the PERFECT TARDIS driver, but, I should be able to get you back before anypony notices you’re go- …Wait a second. Back up. She’s pregnant?
Can’t be yours.
Rift: it IS mine
Rift: well actually it’s her second pregnancy, we have a son
…Ooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk, since when were Time Lords fertile?
Rift: when I came here I wasnt affected by phnyita’s (how ever you spell) curse anymore
Huh. Must be something timey-wimey and wibbly-wobbly. Anyway, like I said, it’s time travel. For how long would you really be gone, if I drove the TARDIS right?
Rift: I’m sorry Terri but my responsibilities lie with Celestia and Equestria
*Groans* TIME. Travel. *Sigh* But, I can see your point. Who knows what can happen on a trip through time and space? So, Swift, do you want to come with me on a trip in the TARDIS?
Oh I don’t know.
You’ve never wanted to go in a time machine before?
Well, I did at first. But when I really think about it. I don’t really want to know my future. Or relive my past. I really don’t want to relive my past. Because if something goes wrong with the time warp, it could rip a whole in the fabric of space and time. What good is in that?
We could do something BESIDES go to your future, or relive your past. Go to another world, visit special moments in the past, visit the far future…
Really? Okay now that sounds like a good idea.
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